Dan & Pat's Ladies

For Black Keys fans/bored faithful readers: 

If you listen to their songs there are a slew of them written over time about crazy women with titles to match.  

When love songs are written a question may come up in your head as to who this song is about.  However when it is a song about a crazy gal/guy the question of who the hell is this person? arises.  
This got me to thinking what type of girls are Dan and Patrick dating? 

A Collection of Crazies I think Dan and Patrick Have Dated

By Song Title

No Trust 

A girl who left for her personal banker..who plays in a cover band on the weekends

So He Won't Break

A girl who texted "we need to break up and I took the dog" 
and then text "hey wanna get a drink" 3 days later

Run Me Down

A girl went to go pick up taco bell for her guy and made out with the cashier instead.

Never Gonna Give You Up

A girl who was moron for treating guys like crap


Ten Cent Pistol
A girl with a gun.  Kinda your falt on this one boys

Psychotic Girl

A girl who was psychotic

Next Girl

A girl who ate only salads and talked about her daddy issues at every opportun moment

If some girl reads this and ends up to be one of these ladies:

1) Did you get to try on Pat's glasses?

2)How does it feel to be immortalized?

3) What love song of theirs is written about you :D ?