Dan & Pat's Ladies

For Black Keys fans/bored faithful readers: 

If you listen to their songs there are a slew of them written over time about crazy women with titles to match.  

When love songs are written a question may come up in your head as to who this song is about.  However when it is a song about a crazy gal/guy the question of who the hell is this person? arises.  
This got me to thinking what type of girls are Dan and Patrick dating? 

A Collection of Crazies I think Dan and Patrick Have Dated

By Song Title

No Trust 

A girl who left for her personal banker..who plays in a cover band on the weekends

So He Won't Break

A girl who texted "we need to break up and I took the dog" 
and then text "hey wanna get a drink" 3 days later

Run Me Down

A girl went to go pick up taco bell for her guy and made out with the cashier instead.

Never Gonna Give You Up

A girl who was moron for treating guys like crap


Ten Cent Pistol
A girl with a gun.  Kinda your falt on this one boys

Psychotic Girl

A girl who was psychotic

Next Girl

A girl who ate only salads and talked about her daddy issues at every opportun moment

If some girl reads this and ends up to be one of these ladies:

1) Did you get to try on Pat's glasses?

2)How does it feel to be immortalized?

3) What love song of theirs is written about you :D ? 

  

courage the cowardly kirsten

Cowardly seems like a harsh word but it fits.

Fear is in everyone (topical:especially those Twighlight charters.  Even if you haven't seen those movies in the previews everyone looks nervous and shaky 24/7)

There are different degrees of fears, these are mine:

LITTLE

It's Always Sunny not being funny anymore this season

the future for polar bears

not getting enough laugh lines on my face as i age

killer whales

LOT 

But the one that tops it all is not having the courage to say what is on my mind.  Passive agressive Minnesotans has only coddled this horrible trate.  Way too often have strangers, and even friends, said something where I wanted to come out and say what was on my mind but it always escaped me before I could just come out with it.  When that happens, that lost emotion trickles into others such as sadness, bitterness,and resentment.  
I first thought about this visually, it was this post actually that was the later of the two.
  

I referenced Twighlight and talked about my misplaced emotions on a public forem, guess everyone has some amount of courage in them.
side bar:

While I have you I encourage you not to give up on 
It's Always Sunny (...well till this season is done at least)